"Tic"ed off

Hey Dr. Laura.

You are small-minded, ignorant and above all else, just plain rude.

So from the bottom of my heart, Fuck you!

Sincerley

Jay/a guy with TS

A venti mug of funk

Hey.

Hey you.

You the stinky guy that works in FrontEnds.

Yeah, you. Come over here.

WAIT!! Scratch that. DON'T come over here. Just listen to what I have to say.

Take a bar of soap and stick it under your fucking arm and scrub. For like, three minutes. After that, wash your hair. Yeah, that grease-trap on top of your noggin. Take some EASY-OFF oven clean and just douse your head with it. And then, and this is important, use a deoderant. It doesn't have to be an anti-persperent, but just something that smells good, whatever it is, I don't care. Glade Stick-On, some mulberry potpourri, an Arm & Hammer fridge brick I DON"T CARE. Just something.

And then if you could refrain from telling me how to telnet into my own shit, that would be swell too. It's NOC equipment, therefore NOC will deal with it. 'Nuff said.

Thank you.

Signed-
-The guy that is lying passed out

Sooperman weturns wevew

Here is my review of "Superman Returns"

*Hi, I'm Jay. I'm four years old and when I grow up, I want to be just like Superman.*

That's pretty much what I took out of the theater yesterday afternoon.

IE: It was glorious. It was fantastic. And it was beautiful. I am of course talking about Parker Posey, who is just yummy.

Enjoy your 4th, Americans!