Drunk and stupid are no way to go through life, son.

A few years ago, myself and several coworkers met up at Kilkenny's pub on St Patrick's day to drink, eat and have fun. We missed the last two years, so yesterday we were a schmidge disappointed to find out that our favorite little hold-in-the-wall Irish pub went global with their celebration this year. A live band, radio and television coverage, outside vendors and an on-tab beer truck made for a hard time to have fun. Table wait time was an hour and a half at best, so after an hour or so of hanging around, drinking Black & Tan's and shivering in the cold, we decided to head back to a friend's house and just drink there.

Here are the results of the lab process of turning a sober fat man into a drunken fat man.

Science is awesome!