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Sometimes, it's just best to see for yourself what passes for art these days. I honestly just don't know what to say about this thing. Hmm, maybe my tranny friend can come over and fix me a tall, cool glass of OH MY LORD WHAT AM I SAYING?
If you are one of the seven people on Earth that have access to Patrick's website (heck, seven may even be a generous number)(his website is one the left) you should check out his picture gallery and see the fat guy laughing at a poorly riced out Honda. It's hard to get a car that looks fast and/or furious when you're a line cook at Cracker Barrel. If he gives permission I can put it on here so the rest of the three people that visit this site can see it. :-P
I never considered Jessica Simpson anything buy harmless teeny pop pap, but after line-stepping to a Nancy Sinatra classic, it makes me cry a little bit. And shame on Willie Nelson for being in the video. Why? I'll tell ya why! Because the Red-Headed Stranger has no business being in a cover song video with the Blonde-Headed Hootchy Mama.
Some people have said that I may have way too much free time on my hands than what is good for me. To those people I say ney ney! There are others much worse...
Went gamblin' again tonight. Had a ball in fact. Played a little paigow, ate some of the driest/wettest fish ever and enjoyed some good company. Truely an enjoyable evening.
4 Comments:
It's not my fault people don't want to read what I have to say. All they have to do is ask for a password.
The picture is actually located on a non-secure partition of the domain, btw.
http://www.cusher.net/unprotected/rice_honda_1.jpg
First of all, The General's doors didn't open, is Jess too good to crawl out like everyone else? I bet boys/men everywhere will be doing "stuff" to that video for a long time. I would also place bets on young girls purchasing red boots. I must admit my jaw dropped out of my head. This is harmless little "chicken of the sea" Jessica? I don't think she's quite so harmless now. She looks like she could be doing a video with lil' kim talking about magic sticks and making sprite cans dissappear in her mouth. Jay, you KNOW you have way too much time on your hands.
Wow. Other than the fact that the cover SUCKED, that was pretty darn sex-ay.
Yeah Scott I agree. The cover sucked, but the video was nice to look at. :)
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