Best synopsis ever

From the cover of a B-movie I just found:

A pretty young jogger is brutally abducted...but why and by whom? So sets the tone for "Harvesters," a blood-curdling clash of two evil forces, both bent on destruction. This high-energy, action-packed thriller pits an outlaw gang, led by lesbian Gulf War vet Frankie Falzone, against the Peelmans - a seemingly "normal" family who harbor a dark and deadly secret. As two U.S. marshals close in on the gang, the terror mounts and the body count rises. The ensuing battle for survival - set amidst scenes of heart-thumping horror and mayhem - will have you on the edge of your seat!

Who says writing movies is hard work? A Gulf War vet/outlaw gang leader/lesbian as only half of the bad guys? Come on, that is nine kinds of awesome. If at all interested, one can check out the cast and a few photos. Slutty women and clueless men. To be sure, a great combo.